Need a good cup of espresso? On the first Friday back from vacation, place the old schizophrenic and tempermental machine into a garbage can, then find a can of 3M Super 77 Spray Adhesive from the office’s cutting room. Proceed by forcefully applying the laws of kinetic motion between the two objects until you see particles of plastic and metal flying through the air.
Et voilà, you get a new espresso machine on Monday morning that makes a delicious cup of coffee.

